LYRICS

POST MOLLY CRASH

CHORUS

Beware of the Post Molly Crash
The Post Molly Crash
I wrote this song for you
So you know what to do
If you should ever fall into the pit
of the Post Molly Crash

VERSE 1

Lesson 1 of the Post Molly Crash:
Don’t do anything rash
Whatever pain you feel, you don’t have to make it real
Remember you can always talk your way out of the Post Molly Crash

VERSE 2

Lesson 2 of the Post Molly Crash:
Keep a serotonin stash
Take 5-HTP for a day or maybe three
However much you need ’til you get out of the Post Molly Crash

VERSE 3

Lesson 3 of the Post Molly Crash:
Stay away from sour mash
wine, liquor,  beer will only make you sicker, dear
Electrolytes and water’s what you need in the Post Molly Crash

NEAT FREAK OUT

All of the socks paired neatly in a row
Everything’s labeled just where it should go
Toothpaste is squeezed, rolled neatly from the tube
Open the drawer, and you see a SPOON!

THIS IS NOT WHERE SPOON’S GO, THIS IS WHERE FORKS GO!

Why would you do this? Why would you do this to me? x4

The sheets are all made dime-dropped tight
The spices arranged in order by height
The towels all folded from left to write
You hand me change, but it’s not RIGHT!

THIS IS A $20 BILL FACING BACKWARDS WITH A DOLLAR BILL!

Why would you do this? Why would you do this to me? x4

Why? Why? Why? Why? WHY? WHO DOES THIS?! WHO DOES THIS?!

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!

WHAT’S IN YOUR BUTT?

Ebm7b5    F    Dm    Db7#9/Ab    Bbm7    F7    C7#9/G

20 MOTHERFUCKERS

Verse 1.

20 Motherfuckers in my house.
Who are these people?
I dunno.
20 Motherfuckers hangin’ around.
How long are they gonna be here?
I dunno.
20 Motherfuckers can’t pay the rent.
Why’s it so expensive?
I dunno.
20 Motherfuckers riding Google busses.
What’s wrong with the regular busses?
I dunno.

CHORUS

20 Motherfuckers in my house today.
20 Motherfuckers say they’re here to stay.
20 Motherfuckers always in my way.
20 Motherfuckers. 20 Motherfuckers.
Hey-yay.

Verse 2.

20 Motherfuckers on the street.
What are they doin’ here?
I dunno.
20 Motherfuckers steppin’ on my feet.
What’s the rush?
I dunno.
20 Motherfuckers looking at their phones.
What’s so important?
I dunno.
20 Motherfuckers askin’ for change.
Got any change?
I dunno.

CHORUS

20 Motherfuckers in my house today.
20 Motherfuckers say they’re here to stay.
20 Motherfuckers always in my way.
20 Motherfuckers. 20 Motherfuckers.
Hey-yay.

Verse 3.

20 Motherfuckers juicing up kale.
Is it really worth it?
I dunno.
20 Motherfuckers eating magic mushrooms.
What’s it all mean?!
I DUNNO!
20 Motherfuckers growing new limbs!
How do they do that?!
I DUNNO!!!
20 Motherfuckers freakin’ me out!
ARE YOU OK?!
I… DON’T… KNOW…

CHORUS

20 Motherfuckers in my house today.
20 Motherfuckers say they’re here to stay.
20 Motherfuckers always in my way.
20 Motherfuckers. 20 Motherfuckers.
Hey-yay.
Hey-yay.
Mo-fos.

SISTERFUCKER

Sisterfucker
Sisterfucker
Come wretched and tired and filthy and cum-soaked
come shivering, worn, and starving and stitch-broke
come red-eyed and stoned and beaten and desperate
to do as you’re told
don’t you dare think to question
Sisterfucker
Sisterfucker
Come pitied and broken and hopeless and fearful
come dizzied, defeated and dreamless and tearful
come shot-out and sleepless with hands coarse as steel-wool
to build up new prisons and pray for a miracle
Sisterfucker sisterfucker
fucker fucker
sister sister
baby fucker baby fucker
fucker fucker baby baby
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sister sister
baby fucker baby fucker
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baby baby
Come worshiping, wandering, with debts dragging days
come anxious and throbbing, entranced in a haze
come lonely in loud crowds, ennui and malaise
line up for prescriptions, bombs and earth-quakes
Sisterfucker
Sisterfucker
Come gun-shot, wrist-slit, and golden gate bridge dive,
come overdosed, brick-drowned, self-starved and noose-tied
come puking and crying and nauseaus and nerve-fried
to crash into action
revolt against all life
Sisterfucker
Sisterfucker
Sisterfucker sisterfucker
fucker fucker
sister sister
baby fucker baby fucker
fucker fucker baby baby
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sister sister
baby fucker baby fucker
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baby baby
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